Thursday 27 December 2007

Collett Is God-Sadie Is Not


















How can anybody not like Mark Collett? He is as close to God as anyone could ever be.

He is the baby Jesus.



Sadie smells so bad she makes God turn up his nose.

I love you Nick.


Thursday 20 December 2007

God Bless You Your Majesty




Her Majesty is a lovely lady.

One day I will meet her and tell her on behalf of all the people I represent,
how much we truly love her.

She is majestic. I only hope that if her husband passes away, she would consider me to be an excellent sexual partner and life-partner replacement.

On this magnificent day your Majesty, I wish you continuing good health.