The Green Arrow understa-nds stress. Why, when I was in the navy I was positively chomping at the bit to get in that barrell and get rodgered by another man.
So spare a thought for my gay porn film Nazi Richard Barnbrook. He has no savings despite the large amounts of cash he earns, because he's pissed most of if it up the wall.
Add to that the sad truth that everyone has left him to battle the booze and the lefties at City Hall and it's no wonder he has stress.
For a long time he has had to cope (admirably) with a slow shutter speed on his bladder, but asking the drug addled spiv that is Lee "Bong" Barnes to defend him against charges (not related to his time in Thailand) was the final straw.
Dicky's gone off on stress leave. To you and I, that's commonly known as a "bender".
So is Dicky.
3 comments:
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How dare you?!
Richard is NOT a bender.
The film was an ART film and Richard did not enjoy making it in the least.
He has proved that he is not a bender by getting engaged to a WOMAN who was robbed at knifepoint by an Eastern European MAN in a locaked wardrobe.
The fact that she is now "getting it" from Mark Collett is neither here nor there.
But at least it proves she isn't a lesbo, like some of the claims. And it should help prove that Mark isn't a homo, if the strap-on dildo claims can be disproved.
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